Sun Feb 17 18:02:38 2008 Session Ident: #fazedcampaign 03[18:02] * Now talking in #fazedcampaign 01[18:02] heya 03[18:03] * rachelrose (~sublimer@ool-18bc8421.dyn.optonline.net) has joined #fazedcampaign [18:03] <@Treladren> howdy all! 03[18:03] * rachelrose is now known as rr-kudzu [18:03] hiya 01[18:03] heya, kudzu [18:04] <@Treladren> I'm very much looking forward to tonight [18:04] rb should be coming too i think [18:04] i rushed the fuck home for this :P [18:05] <@Treladren> I'm sure it will be worth it. [18:05] <@Treladren> btw, love the new tagline, rr. [18:05] <@Treladren> Chaps, u want op? 01[18:08] uh, sure 01[18:08] still not sure what ops does, all in all 01[18:08] :D 03[18:08] * @Treladren (~dyank69@unin-20-03-056.dsl.netins.net) has left #fazedcampaign 03[18:08] * Treladren (~dyank69@unin-20-03-056.dsl.netins.net) has joined #fazedcampaign 02[18:08] * DMchapel: you're not channel operator [18:09] well, I thought that would give it to you, I dunno how to do it otherwise [18:09] oh also, i like this dicebot much more than rb's [18:09] :P [18:11] Chaps, is my XP correct? I have just 225 written down, but that wouldn't be enough for level 2 03[18:11] * Lackef (~IceChat7@ip68-110-212-42.rn.hr.cox.net) has joined #fazedcampaign 01[18:11] 1225 would be 225 past the level 2 threshold [18:11] so, when did i get the extra 1000? :) [18:12] when he jumped us to level 2.. 01[18:12] when i miss read my notes a few weeks back, and for being such a nice guy 01[18:12] heya, lack [18:12] well, I'll take it then. Tanks! [18:13] Hey Chap [18:13] Heya Lackef! [18:13] Is Crunch playing tonight? 01[18:13] so far as i knew [18:13] hey Dyank [18:13] nice to see ya RR [18:13] :D 03[18:14] * rr-kudzu is now known as kudzu 01[18:14] and i was just used to thinking of you as "grr...kudzu" [18:15] lol 01[18:17] so i learned something nifty today (feel free to laugh at my discovery, but) when you have bookmarks store in a spereate folder in Mozilla, you can have them all autoload in tabs, by clicking the "open all in tabs" option oddly enough 01[18:18] that saves me, about 7 seconds when i load up my online tools for the game [18:18] ....fancy [18:18] hey, cool. A nomination for the IgNobel, coming right up! 01[18:18] IgNobel? [18:20] kinda a play on the Nobel prize, given to researchers who research the most useless facts... 01[18:20] ah [18:20] I shouldn't laugh, tho. [18:21] I didn't know you could do that bookmark thing...I just wanted to be a smartass 01[18:21] if i did not want to be laughed at, i would not point out my shortcomings :) [18:22] very well then. :) [18:22] well I did not know about it.. [18:22] not sure if I would ever use it but oh well [18:22] Hey, I got rid of that character sheet that the Char-Gen lite creator made up, and used one in Excel that Crunch sent me. It's pretty. [18:22] and it's automated 01[18:24] i have some sort of adobe based pdf thinger that is automated. not that i use it... [18:24] I tried one of those, but I thought it was a bit clunky for my antiquated laptop [18:24] The Excel file isn't much better, but it doesn't lock the computer up when it "calculates" 01[18:24] ah, this one works with just adobe reader, though! no smoke for me [18:24] ok all in favor of useing crunch as a meat shield rasise your hand 06[18:25] * Treladren raises hand 06[18:25] * kudzu raises hand [18:25] chaps, the one i used did as well...I've got about 10-15 different sheets he sent me, I thought this excel sheet worked best for my needs. 06[18:25] * DMchapel raises zombieCrunch's hand [18:25] ;D [18:26] I am just using a crude paper copy.. works well enough for now [18:26] i like my paper copy [18:26] what is this, paper, you speak of? [18:27] it's special not like it grows on trees [18:27] no wait it does.. [18:27] lol 01[18:27] shoot, i remember, back in MY day, we didn't even HAVE character sheets. you just wrote down the pertinents, weapon proficiencies, non-weapon proficiences, your thief skills were % and your str would go to 18/00 [18:27] and we liked it! [18:28] I thought I was the old guy here [18:28] and then you walked five miles barefoot in the snow to get to the dm's house [18:28] and the basement had no heat! [18:28] ah, i remember that! 01[18:28] heh i started using AD&D, did not know anybetter [18:28] and our belts came with onions on them, cuz that's how we liked it! [18:28] and the cheetoes were stale! and we had to we had to drink Mountain mist and Dr. Thunder [18:29] stale cheetoes are a crime against nature [18:29] AND CRYSTAL PEPSI [18:29] I started out with AdandD too [18:29] crystal pepsi...yum [18:29] lol [18:29] Crystal pepsi was for the rich kids [18:29] beat the crap out of New Coke, I promise ya [18:29] well [18:29] we just had to blow bubbles in tap water and pretend [18:29] LOL [18:29] lol 01[18:29] heh [18:30] the vision in my head keeps me giggling 01[18:30] a blue bendy straw [18:30] but they didn't have straws [18:30] motorboat 01[18:30] ha! [18:30] WHARRGARBL [18:30] [18:30] lol [18:30] oh god [18:31] can't-breathe 01[18:31] and rootbeer just came out my nose :( [18:31] you ok there kudz? [18:31] KUDZU, CANT BREATHE [18:31] man.... [18:31] OHHH NOOO [18:31] roll for hemlich check! 06[18:31] * DMdicebot --> "Lackef Dice Error: Invalid arguments in the attempted roll" [18:31] ...lol [18:32] we ready to get started, chappy? [18:32] yar! 01[18:32] aye, was gonna give RB a chance to join, but he can just suffer [18:32] kudzu the pirate halfling! [18:32] hang on [18:32] i'll txt him 01[18:32] i hit him up via AIM, no dice [18:33] and I'll yell at him out my window, since that's how us old folks roll [18:33] lol [18:33] also [18:33] gotta feed the dog afk fast [18:36] back 01[18:37] okie dokie, so as off our last leaving off, we had just trounced four would be pirates, lost Francis (a brave and goodly badger), and found that the zombierogue has broken free of his/her/its coma. [18:37] gotta take care of the puppah [18:38] and we searched the bodies and didnt find much if I recall [18:38] Are we going upstairs, or shall we wait for them to come to us? [18:38] not upstairs....above deck 01[18:38] entirely up to you, but the battle does rage on above decks [18:38] We need to go above deck and do what we can [18:39] There are people in danger we must protect them [18:39] I agree, let's find our way there. 06[18:39] * kudzu grins, brandishing her daggers. [18:39] Stick them with the pointy ends! 06[18:39] * Lackef starts to work his way above deck 06[18:39] * Treladren is going above deck [18:40] I am keeping an eye out for any attackers [18:40] kudzu wants to ascend to the deck hidden and silently if you please 01[18:40] you make your way toward the ladder, there does not seem to be a nother living soul below deck, at least there is no fire. 06[18:40] * Treladren is watching for attackers [18:41] if modrenbot is available it might be good to heal tre and I while we work our way up 01[18:41] what is the marching order, remember can be two abreast [18:41] I can take the front [18:41] ooc rb said he'd be here soon, he's running campaign tonight irl [18:41] I could use a heal, I'm down 8 [18:41] I will take front too I guess [18:41] i'll slip out behind them hidden plz 01[18:42] anyone else need the healer's loving touch? [18:42] i have no idea what hp i'm at [18:42] I am down 6 [18:42] not sure if you even got hit last week kudz 01[18:42] kudzu was untouched as i remember [18:42] thats what i thought [18:43] ooc you were just to good for them to hit 01[18:43] Tre, Lack, done and done [18:43] fully healed? 01[18:43] ayep [18:43] ok tre and I are heading above deck with the young halflink skulking behind in the shadows 01[18:44] sure thing, except that there is already a halfling coming down the ladder. spot checks please [18:44] roll 1d20 spot 06[18:44] * DMdicebot --> "Treladren rolls 1d20 spot and gets 8." [18:44] roll 1d20+4 spotty 06[18:44] * DMdicebot --> "Lackef rolls 1d20+4 spotty and gets 9." [18:44] roll 1d20+3 06[18:44] * DMdicebot --> "kudzu rolls 1d20+3 and gets 22." [18:45] are the pirates wearing uniforms, so we can tell them apart from the crew? 01[18:45] kudzu, there is an elf with the halfling and neither are crew members 01[18:45] no, no uniforms [18:45] ooc look for the eyepatches and peglegs! [18:45] lol [18:46] Two of them stinkers ahead. I can smells them from here! 01[18:46] the halfling and the elf are joined by a human, none of whom you remember as part of the crew [18:46] Three! [18:47] YAY! [18:47] "I'll take the big one" 06[18:47] * Treladren prepares sword for slashin' [18:47] do i need rollin love for hide/move silent 01[18:47] initiatives please 01[18:47] then with the sneaky [18:47] roll 1d20+4 06[18:47] * DMdicebot --> "kudzu rolls 1d20+4 and gets 18." [18:47] roll 1d20+5 init 06[18:47] * DMdicebot --> "Treladren rolls 1d20+5 init and gets 14." [18:48] roll 1d20+1 initi 06[18:48] * DMdicebot --> "Lackef rolls 1d20+1 initi and gets 6." [18:48] D'oh! 01[18:50] kudzu make with the sneaky hide +13, MS +11 [18:50] d20? 01[18:50] ayep [18:50] roll 1d20+13 06[18:50] * DMdicebot --> "kudzu rolls 1d20+13 and gets 27." [18:50] roll 1d20+11 06[18:50] * DMdicebot --> "kudzu rolls 1d20+11 and gets 26." [18:51] nice 01[18:51] you are sure footed and sneaky, ducking back into the shadows [18:51] oy She is invisible she is! 01[18:51] what shall you do now that you are hidden? [18:52] spider pig, spider pig... [18:52] tie a string on either side of the corridor so they trip! [18:52] ./kidding [18:53] move past them and position for stabby stab behidn teh elf please 01[18:53] sure thing. the elf and the halfling are moving side by side with the human hanging slightly back, but behind the elf. you may have some difficulty getting between the elf and the human [18:54] ok 01[18:54] want to give it a go anyhow? [18:54] then behind the human 01[18:54] that works as well. you are behind the human (no worries, he is oblivious... he may actually be mildly retarded) stab away [18:55] derr... [18:55] methinks he may not be a mage then 01[18:56] (yeah, only reason his spot was not negative is because the game wont let me) [18:56] *laughs* [18:56] ooc was ordering chinese [18:56] ok, is there extra hit cause i'm sneaky [18:56] and he's a mongoloid? 01[18:56] not hit, just damage [18:57] so it's +3 01[18:57] mhmm [18:57] i'm a noob i'm sorrrry [18:57] roll 1d20+3 06[18:57] * DMdicebot --> "kudzu rolls 1d20+3 and gets 18." 01[18:57] hit [18:57] ooc mmm general tso's chiken and hout and sour soup [18:57] ooc xtra spicy! [18:57] ooc actually i got jappo food, this place sucks for china but has great teriyaki 01[18:58] damage is 1d3+1 and then 1d6 sneak [18:58] ooc Ah so [18:58] roll 1d30+1 06[18:58] * DMdicebot --> "kudzu rolls 1d30+1 and gets 21." [18:58] LOL [18:58] 1d3+1 [18:58] roll 1d3+1 06[18:58] * DMdicebot --> "kudzu rolls 1d3+1 and gets 4." [18:58] roll 1d6 06[18:58] * DMdicebot --> "kudzu rolls 1d6 and gets 2." [18:58] 0_0 01[18:59] a nice shot to the soft spot below his ribs (that first number must have been a kidney shot) 01[18:59] he grunts in pain and clutches his back 01[19:00] he turns and swings with his club 01[19:00] but you easily dodge aside as he swings clumsily 06[19:00] * kudzu giggles as she withdraws her blade and jumps lightly aside. 06[19:01] * kudzu wrinkles her nose. [19:01] Stinky clumsy PIRATE! [19:01] r 01[19:01] the halfling tells the elf to "take care of that one" and then steps toward Tre and Lack [19:02] are we on the ladder/steps, or below decks? 01[19:02] the elf steps next to the human and stabs at kudzu with her sword 01[19:02] still below decks, they came down before you came up [19:02] k [19:03] Watch out Kudzu! 01[19:03] the female elf drives home her blade, you manage to turn the blade just enough to stop a killing blow, kudzu 01[19:03] 7 points [19:03] yow 06[19:04] * kudzu grunts, all playfulness leaving her as she slumps to the ground. [19:04] wiat [19:04] do i slump [19:04] no 01[19:04] no slump 01[19:04] just pain [19:04] as she clutches her wound :P [19:04] ooc dammit i wanted to go all dramatic swoon 01[19:05] the halfling male, obviously the leader of this small group, steps forward and takes a crack at Treladren, "You can have the big one!" [19:05] he says, unzipping [19:05] lol [19:05] "Sorry, I only fight females" [19:06] who's up? [19:06] ooc still lolling 01[19:07] he makes good contact with his warhammer, 7 points [19:07] "Oh no he di'nt" 01[19:07] it's on Tre, now [19:07] slash the halfling with bastard sword [19:07] roll 1d20+6 attack 06[19:07] * DMdicebot --> "Treladren rolls 1d20+6 attack and gets 22." 01[19:08] a darn good hit [19:08] roll 1d10+6 damage 06[19:08] * DMdicebot --> "Treladren rolls 1d10+6 damage and gets 15." [19:08] ooc And the bastard sword went Snicker-snack [19:08] "I want my mommy" 01[19:08] a darn good hit! [19:09] glad I got healed beforehand 01[19:09] Lackef, your go [19:09] how hurt does the halfling look? 01[19:09] which one? 01[19:09] mr big stuff? or she be stabby? [19:09] the enemy 01[19:09] ah [19:10] STABBY STAB 01[19:10] he is hurt, and quite hurt at that, but he is still steady on his feet [19:10] "Take him out, Lackef!" [19:10] can I get around him without provoking an attock of opportunity and hit the elf? 01[19:10] no, you would have a chance at you 01[19:10] erm, he would at you that is [19:11] ok I take a swing at the little braggart then [19:11] smashy end [19:11] roll 1d20+3 to hit 06[19:11] * DMdicebot --> "Lackef rolls 1d20+3 to hit and gets 4." [19:11] GAH! [19:11] ick 01[19:11] and again, to see how bad it is [19:11] is the bless spell still in play btw ? 01[19:12] ...yes, it would be [19:12] ok so that would have been a 5 then 01[19:12] still a crit fail [19:12] roll 1d20+4 to see how bad 06[19:12] * DMdicebot --> "Lackef rolls 1d20+4 to see how bad and gets 12." 01[19:12] heh okay, you only miss, calamity averted 01[19:13] kudzu, your go 01[19:13] you have the elf and the wounded human in front of you [19:13] human again [19:13] roll 1d20+1 06[19:13] * DMdicebot --> "kudzu rolls 1d20+1 and gets 12." [19:13] gah 01[19:13] that should be +4 [19:13] dont forget the +! for bless [19:13] oh good [19:13] so 15 01[19:14] so a 15 total. that hits [19:14] durr [19:14] roll 1d3+1 06[19:14] * DMdicebot --> "kudzu rolls 1d3+1 and gets 4." 01[19:14] and he is down [19:14] nice stab! [19:14] yay! 01[19:15] the elf screams in rage and swings again 01[19:15] she misses wide 01[19:15] the halfling takes another crack at Tre [19:16] Do i need to tell you that I'm trying to dodge attacks, or do you assume so? 01[19:16] but his hand slips on the hilt of his hammer, the blood that has been freely flowing interferes with his grip. he has lost his warhammer 01[19:17] you trying not to get hit is included in your ac 06[19:17] * Lackef laughs 01[19:17] it's that first 10 you get [19:17] that's what I thought, i just wanted to be sure 06[19:17] * Lackef tries to stifle a giggle 01[19:17] Treladren, he is wounded, unarmed, and it is your go [19:17] taking him out, knockout blow, non-lethal damage [19:17] roll 1d20+6 06[19:18] * DMdicebot --> "Treladren rolls 1d20+6 and gets 24." 01[19:18] non-lethal is at a -4, still a hit 01[19:18] damage [19:18] roll 1d10+6 06[19:18] * DMdicebot --> "Treladren rolls 1d10+6 and gets 7." [19:18] jeez 01[19:18] he is rocked back on his heels, but is still up 01[19:19] Lackef 03[19:19] * redboxer (~orangesha@c-76-111-167-23.hsd1.pa.comcast.net) has joined #fazedcampaign 01[19:19] heya [19:19] howdy rb [19:19] FINALLY 06[19:19] * redboxer bows [19:19] sheeeeeeet [19:19] He is dazed and hurting so I am going to slip past him to hit the elf with my hammer [19:19] hey Rb, how the hell are ya? 03[19:20] * redboxer is now known as Waylon_Dekker 01[19:20] he has no weapon to hand, he can not make an attack of opprotunity, go and get that elf [19:20] ooc tre is trying to subdue the halfling (the leader) kudzu is being attacked by the elf with the sword [19:20] ooc: was I doing anything? [19:20] ooc but i'm a tricksy hobbitses 01[19:20] drooling [19:21] roll 1d20+4 smashy smashy 06[19:21] * DMdicebot --> "Lackef rolls 1d20+4 smashy smashy and gets 11." [19:21] and +2 for flanking right? [19:21] so a 13 [19:21] ooc: aye drooling 01[19:21] heh that is a hit [19:21] roll 1d6+2 damamges 06[19:21] * DMdicebot --> "Lackef rolls 1d6+2 damamges and gets 6." 01[19:22] a hard knock, but she is still concious [19:22] MY TURN STABBITY?? [19:22] Hi there friend care to pick on another little person? 01[19:23] yes, you may commence the stabby 06[19:23] * kudzu does a little happy-stab dance. [19:23] roll 1d20+4 06[19:23] * DMdicebot --> "kudzu rolls 1d20+4 and gets 18." 01[19:23] a hit [19:23] Careful kudzu you are spurting a bit of blood [19:23] roll 1d3+1 06[19:23] * DMdicebot --> "kudzu rolls 1d3+1 and gets 2." 01[19:24] she cries out in pain, her eyes start to unfocus, but she keeps her footing 01[19:25] The elf, seeing she is surrounded, swings at the obstacle in her path to the stairs. that would be you, kudzu [19:25] ooc: am I up for an action at some point? [19:26] (zombies don't talk) 01[19:26] but misses wide. she makes a break for the ladder. an attack of opprotunity from both, please 01[19:26] (if there is anything left, you would join action this round) [19:26] ooc: thanks... [19:26] roll 1d20+6 Aoo 06[19:26] * DMdicebot --> "Lackef rolls 1d20+6 Aoo and gets 25." 01[19:26] a hit [19:27] roll 1d6+2 Smash 06[19:27] * DMdicebot --> "Lackef rolls 1d6+2 Smash and gets 5." 01[19:27] and she goes down in a heap [19:27] "nice job, Lackef!" 01[19:28] the halfling takes a step back from Treladren and draws a dagger, "Come on, you oaf!" 01[19:28] Tre, you are up [19:28] attack again with bastard sword [19:28] roll 1d20+6 attack 06[19:28] * DMdicebot --> "Treladren rolls 1d20+6 attack and gets 20." 01[19:28] a hit [19:28] was that subdual? [19:29] not anymore...he drew a dagger, my life is in danger 01[19:29] ha! [19:29] roll 1d10+6 damage 06[19:29] * DMdicebot --> "Treladren rolls 1d10+6 damage and gets 13." [19:29] ahh ok :) 01[19:29] he too, is felled [19:29] meat [19:29] Modren : tend to Kudzu my friend 01[19:30] (and a little secret about subdual damage, if you even deal one point of it, the combatant is not usually dead when he falls to the ground. good way to get a prisoner) [19:30] Do you need healing Treladren? [19:30] a little, I'm down 7 [19:30] do me last, if you can [19:30] sloppy seconds? [19:30] Waylon check on the halfling and tie him up if he is still breathing 01[19:30] modrenbot groans and shuffles to kudzu [19:30] :D [19:31] Modren should have enough to heal up the halfling [19:31] roll 1d8+2 healing 06[19:31] * DMdicebot --> "Lackef rolls 1d8+2 healing and gets 6." [19:31] I cast cure light on tre 03[19:31] * Modren (~King_kink@d14-69-118-133.try.wideopenwest.com) has joined #fazedcampaign [19:31] Sorry I was at a buddies house brwing beer��had some ber��.now I am late. I suck. Please continue [19:31] and cure minor for +1 01[19:31] kudzu, you can have back 10 01[19:31] YAY! 01[19:31] no more modrenbot [19:31] its ok we used all your 1st level spells [19:31] sorry sorry sorry [19:32] wasn't i only missing 7?? lol [19:32] howdy, modren [19:32] sup peeps [19:32] you are beyond healed! [19:32] good to see you crunch 01[19:32] you are full up healed then [19:32] ./off Modrenbot [19:33] I search the bodies and stabilize the halfling after Waylon ties him up [19:33] full house tonight 01[19:33] they dont carry much, the elf and the human are not even wearing armor more substantial than rags [19:34] what kind of armor does the halfling have? [19:34] ooc: Ah... rag armor I'll take it! :D [19:34] lol 01[19:34] halfling has... lemme check [19:34] ooc: the blood washes right out! [19:34] ooc and it is sooo stylish! 01[19:35] the halfling had leather [19:35] better than mine? 01[19:35] no 01[19:35] you have a chain shirt 01[19:36] (+4 compared to +2) [19:36] ooc do not want! [19:36] do not want! [19:36] what kind of condition is the warhammer that was used to clunk me on the melon? [19:36] lets strip the halfling anyway and throw his armor back down the hallway 01[19:37] it is usable, but undersized for you [19:37] nice looking, or battle-tested? [19:37] We will leave him here tied, until we see what is happening above deck 01[19:37] quality assured [19:37] pass...don't need it anyways...although... [19:38] seems like something I could sling around......... [19:38] just take the darn thing.. There are people who need our help! [19:38] i want to go back, grab the short sword that one of the pirates was using in our battle last week. I'd like to use it as a throw weapon towards any other pirates on board. 01[19:39] the warhammer is halfling sized. Tre or Modren could use it, but at a penalty, kudzu and lackef could use it fine 01[19:39] heh, sling a short sword? [19:39]